Dennis Miller has a new radio show that just started this week.  I think it's very good.  And it's available as a podcast so you can download the thing easily.  (Maybe that's how radio will work in the 21st century.)

Yeah, I'm a big fan of Dennis Miller.

And here's the classic Family Guy take:

"I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the First Battle of Antietam, I mean when a Neo-Conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate."

(That cracks me up every time.)